Being A Navy Seal

As a Navy Seal, you have to be serious at all times.  The training is tremendous, which fills your body and mind with emotions that you only get when you enter into the women's bathroom on accident.  I had to actually kiss, and spank a seal, and we all know that spanking and kissing aren't the easiest things to do to a 500lb monster.  But That's why it's such a great accomplishment for someone to be a Navy Seal.  When that part of the training is done, my final test was by far the most endearing thing i've ever done in my life as a human.  They took me out and slowly tickled my butt with a feather.  At first it was fun, but like being on a roller-coaster for too long, i got sick of it. 

Private Lieutenant Master Jedi,

Seth DeMaio

This is dedicated to Private JOHNSON, may you always be in our memories.