Being A Navy Seal

As a Navy Seal, you have to be serious at all times.  The training is tremendous, which fills your body and mind with emotions that you only get when you enter into the women's bathroom on accident.  I had to actually kiss, and spank a seal, and we all know that spanking and kissing aren't the easiest things to do to a 500lb monster.  But That's why it's such a great accomplishment for someone to be a Navy Seal.  When that part of the training is done, my final test was by far the most endearing thing i've ever done in my life as a human.  They took me out and slowly tickled my butt with a feather.  At first it was fun, but like being on a roller-coaster for too long, i got sick of it. 

Private Lieutenant Master Jedi,

Seth DeMaio

This is dedicated to Private JOHNSON, may you always be in our memories. 

i was just trying to sign up to leave a comment

Hello, my name is seth demaio, im 19, enjoy poetry and laying with other peoples cats. i was just trying to sign up to leave a comment and was scammed into doing this witchcraft. umm, for conversation topic tell me what you think about eskimos. living in the cold harsh winter.... killing your dog for a coat... eating whale blubber... just reminds you that life isn't as hard as it could be.